So I make a comment under a certain post in a certain group where freedom of speech is of course encouraged, and then this chicita decides to come under my comment to talk plenty.
What’s the bone of contention, you wonder?
SQUIR- TING!
Yes, you read right…
I was/am of the opinion that the x rated industry has successfully created an over-exaggerated perception of the whole thing.
Now my argument under the post was that according to research, a reasonable percentage of the components of “squir-t” is actual urine cause ultrasound of the test subjects of the experiment, showed a full bladder at the point of climax, and then a completely emptied out bladder after the “squir*t session”.
This babe no gree o! Telling me how she’s “talking from experience” and all whatnot.
I’m like “aunty, you taste am!? You confirm say no be piss!? Why are you triggered nau!?”
Then she made some comment about how I should upgrade my s3x life so I can experience it, blah blah blah… That girl is kolo sha.
Of all things to upgrade. ?
See eh, my point is this: Whatever fluid you people gush & gulp all in the name of squir-ting, PISS sha dey inside! ?
Just because your favorite Igbo highlife/hip hop artist, Flavor has succeeded in promoting the “ịgba mmiri” concept, doesn’t mean you people should be peeing on people’s innocent children! Ọ gịnị dị!? ?
You men sef that will open your mouth waaaaa and be drinking…., is that why your savior died for you?☹️
Do you want to kill your mother that suffered for you for 9 months and then subsequently raised you for 2-3 decades after?
What do you think she’ll feel after realizing that you decided that it’s women’s piss you came to drink in this life that she brought you into??
When they said you people should “kum in piss”, they didn’t mean it literally!
I come in peace oh. ✌?
© Dobis.
