Those of you who cry on your wedding day, what exactly is the color of your problem?
Menstruation red or midnight black?
Those tears, are they tears of joy as per the unlimited, premium pen **sing or va **y you’re going to start receiving?
Or
Are they tears of disappointment that your single life of freedom is coming to an abrupt end?
Or
They’re tears of thanksgiving that you’re finally being free of your overbearing family?
OR
You people are seriously crying genuine tears because you’re leaving your family and you’ll miss them!? (This is the group of people I’m most interested in, and the ones I want to slap).
© Dobis.